Book Cupidity

Book Cupidity

Lover of genre fiction; Romance, SFF, Fantasy, Mystery, Thriller and Horror. I read the occasional classic and a cookbook or two.

"Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction."  Erich Fromm

If it's a book, I'll read it.

A Souper Sunday

I've really enjoyed Soup Sunday posts by Whiskey and BrokenTune and a couple other Booklikers that I've seen during my intermittent visits in December. My big little guy was feeling under the weather this weekend, and by his request I made Chicken and Dumplings for dinner...that's a soup, right?

 

I thought I'd share since today is conveniently Sunday!

 

This is a version of  Ree Drummond's Chicken and Dumplings. Pardon the bad overhead lighting and glare.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This was after I'd taken a couple dumplings out of the pot to get the kids servings cooling, otherwise the pot is stocked as full as it can be with the good stuff. Part of the recipe that I don't stick to is the dumpling. I've tried hers and we all hated them. It could be that I didn't finesse them correctly, but I thought they were horribly dense and tough. I like a hearty sized, but fluffy and light on the inside when you cut into it, dumpling.

 

 

 

So, I use Bisquick. I find it to be the easiest to use and it gives me a reliable result every time.

 

This is the last evening that I have with my sister who stays with me through the holidays, and she noted that dinner was like a 'warm hug'. I'd call Souper Sunday a success!

 

Review
4 Stars
Ghost Story by Jim Butcher
Ghost Story - Jim Butcher



There's no rest for the wicked.

Harry Dresden, tricked trapped between life and death, understands this better than most when he's called from the grave to once again save Chicago and his friends.

I'm sure I don't need to spiel about where Harry's been and where he's at now (and I won't pretend to know where he's going). After all, Ghost Story is the thirteenth book in the series, and it isn't as though you can just pick one of these bad boys up and jump right in. Even if you wanted to attempt it, this installment would be the hardest to enjoy as it's very nearly void of all the characters that make Dresden's world work. There's a couple scenes with Butters, Murphy and Molly - but mere teases really, especially in light of Harry's demise. He's a ghost afterall, and more importantly, a ghost with a mission. Hardly time to discuss regrets and say good-byes over coffee...plus the whole he's-not-really-corporeal thing is sort of a problem. Mostly this book gives Harry the opportunity to return to his detective roots as he searches for the insidious forces that are taking over Chicago and threatening his friends. He also gets to spend a lot of time in introspection, his favorite pastime. Thing is, Harry has a lot to think about this go around - having spent the last 24 hours of his life putting most everyone he loved in dire peril, decimating a whole vampire race and winning the vampiric war thus creating a power vacuum, ultimately ending the whole shebang by sacrificing his once-love and mother of his child to save said child.

I have to cut the guy some slack here, that's a lot for most people to process in a normal day.

The great thing about Harry though is that he always comes to the best conclusions:

"I spent my lifetime fighting the darkness without becoming the darkness. Maybe I faltered at the very end. Maybe I'd finally come up against something that made me cross the line - but even then, I hadn't turned into a degenerate freakazoid of the Kemmler variety. One mistake at the end of my life couldn't erase all the times I had stood unmoved at the edge of the abyss and made snyde remarks at it's expense.
They could kill me, but they couldn't have me.
I was my own."


What made this crazy book a little more insane was that there were no boundaries. I mean that in the sense that Harry in spirit form could do about anything imaginable, but also mean that Butcher had no limit to the amount of pop cultural references he wanted to make. I guess the lack of character interaction made Harry a little loonier than normal. There was Star Wars, Knight Rider, the Matrix, Tombstone, Tolkien, King Arthur, Star Trek...literary references, song lyrics, quotes...I could go on (and he definitely did go on), but the best? I mean, the wink that made my heart explode, my jubilant squee heard around the world?


"I stared for several seconds. No one had ever given me a present before—not one that was meant for me, and not just some random, charity-donated Christmas package with a label that said: FOR: BOY. And it was an excellent glove. George Brett had one just like it. I’d been to two Kansas City Royals baseball games on field trips when I was little, and they were awesome. So was Brett."

Fan. for. life.

Anyway. This book was bonkers, but so very satisfying. In many ways it's a bridge book, we're opening a new chapter in The Dresden Files, one where Harry no longer enjoying basement living and has the new cool (not cool) title of Winter Knight. I'm psyched going forward, I've been waiting for Demonreach to really take center stage and I think the time has come.



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Review
4 Stars
So You've Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson
So You've Been Publicly Shamed - Jon Ronson

 

Oh, public shaming. Everyone who is on the internet has at least seen it happening to someone and sadly, some reading this may have even been a shamed. It's becoming so prevalent that we say things like "I'm grabbing the popcorn" when we know someone's comments section or Twitter is going to explode.

 

I was pretty fascinated with this book and at one point in the beginning, ran through a mental list of everyone in my life who was about to be gifted it for Christmas. I quickly realized that what I found sickly intriguing, the train wreck(s) that was the heart of the book, the stories of those publically shamed, was likely old news to about everyone I know.

 

Lindsey Stone and Justine Sacco certainly, maybe even those developer guys and Jonah Lehrer too. My husband certainly knew of them while I recounted the horror that was their ordeal by reading entire passages out loud.

 

In truth, I have a very small threshold for such things in real time. When Harambe happened it was during a FB stint for me, where I was actively on FB. I was trapped in the madness, sucked into reading post after post and comment after comment on that mess. I cried all night when the worst of it was happening. I stared at the ceiling in the dark while my children and husband were sleeping and sobbed because people are that cruel. And while I was busy feeling for all involved, I was simultaneously terrified that something like that could happen to me. All of it, from my wandering son falling into peril to the public outcry for my death as a result.

 

Reading about things that had happened in the past was far easier than coping with the helplessness of the present. I feel bad even saying that because as far as Ronson's account is concerned, it's not like everyone's story that he detailed had a happy ending - so it's not like I can feel good about where they are now, it just helped my own selfish anxieties.

 

But, to the writing.

 

This is my first Jon Ronson book, and I doubt it will be my last. He's a good writer who is engaging and smartly funny. I found it largely successful, especially given the endeavor itself. A book about shaming? How do you even go about that? Here's what it's not. It's not a book about who is shamed (he allows the reader to draw some clear conclusions there), it's not a book of how to overcome a public shaming (though he attempts to find an answer to that), and it's not a book about how to stop future shaming (though he uncovers some societal truths, perhaps).

 

Basically it's a book about how it can happen to anyone, anywhere because people are fickle and often times terrible, even when they're trying to be good. Even when they feel like they're meting out justice, passionately defending their compatriot (or agenda, for lack of better word at the moment), or righting a wrong. The strength of this book is the question it forces you to ask about your own actions and what was overwhelmingly stated is that we do not understand the consequences or care to understand the consequences - and in most cases - care to understand the entire story. How careless we are with people's lives.

 

Of course, on flip, how careless people are with their own lives. *Goes to check privacy settings one more time*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Review
2 Stars
The Secret Life of the American Musical
The Secret Life of the American Musical: How Broadway Shows Are Built by Jack Viertel (2016-03-01) - Jack Viertel

"Musicals—the great ones—are rarely about ordinary life plodding by. They’re about the outsize romance that can’t be controlled, the special world we’d love to live in for a while, the faraway time and place we’re waiting to be seduced by, the larger-than-life force of nature we so rarely encounter in real life."

 

I love a good musical. In fact, I love a few bad ones too. This sentiment pretty much sums up the why and, truth be told, there were many lines like this in "The Secret Life of the American Musical" that was a zing right to my heart - things I understood or agreed with immediately having lived in the process of production in some years or just being a loyal patron in others. I've always been a fan and I always will be.

 

So why didn't I love a book that was clearly written for the likes of me? Well, the first thing I can tell you is that this book is a lesson in why you can't judge a book by it's title. How disappointed was I that I hardly got any 'secrets' out of Secret Life? This title really leads you to believe that you're going to get the details of behind the scenes production. How creators collaborate, how they work with choreographers and composers, how staging decisions are made, what influences are carried in stagecraft and costuming...the list could go on.  How fun that book would of been?

 

Unfortunately, this book is primarily about the evolution of the musical pieces that string along the narrative and how there might be a formula that makes a show work. Even though this topic still has merit, I was disappointed to find that though this 'secret' formula is true for some shows, it certainly is more of a guideline than a rule. 

 

For example, a very well known musical, "Guys and Dolls", does not adhere to his proposed formula. In fact, two of the major production numbers in this show are 'noise makers' - they don't offer transition, revelation or decision to the story itself. They are just flashy, fun numbers - "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat", and "Luck Be a Lady".

 

So, not only was I duped by what the 'secret' actually was, but I'm not even sure if it's that worthy of a secret to begin with!

 

To further injury, Jack Viertel peppers his thoughts of formula with ideas that sound like wisdom but are really just common sense:

 

"To make it work, the audience had to get attached at the beginning. You have to get on the ride when the ride starts."

 

You don't say?

 

"Musicals depend on these rhythmic energy shifts. Quiet thoughtfulness must be followed by noisy energy, and vice versa. In theatrical nourishment, timing is everything. If an idea overstays its welcome, the audience gets bored. If a new idea intrudes before the last one has been fully digested, the audience will be denied the proper introduction of a new pleasure and become confused or frustrated."

 

This is common knowledge across all entertainment mediums, it's just prettily stated here to sound smart. Think about how they put together a music album or even how a book is written. Nothing new here.

 

And here lies the crux of the matter, I had a hard time listening to Jack talk and am not sure if I was ever convinced he was an authority. He repeats himself so frequently that it becomes evident that he's just trying to fill out 336 pages with material that could be presented in half that. Here's a link that provides the most of the same information as this book, with the exception of a few points, and on ONE web page here.

 

Overall, I found this book to be boring and not just a little pretentious in voice. Not very enjoyable. "The Secret Life of the American Musical" is like an over produced show, lots of glitter, little substance.

 

 

!!! spoiler alert !!! Review
1 Stars
Oh, Alice...
Alice - Christina Henry

My reading slump can be solely blamed on Alice, the bookclub selection that I felt I absolutely had to finish in spite of my growing hatred with each passing page. That is, when I got the pages turning. One particular week I only made my way through 3%.

 

I have several gripes and after a couple days of reflection, here are the few that irked me the most:

 

Alice is a dark, adult, horror-type book. Emphasis on dark here because Christina Henry really wanted to drive this point home. Unfortunately, she writes dark in the cheapest way possible by using rape as the linchpin to all villainy. Not only is Alice graphically raped, but every woman in the book is threatened or enslaved. The setting is a sort of Wonderlandesque mob world where bosses rule their territories by stealing, selling, and maiming woman. The Walrus, for example, "eats them while he takes them". It was all so vile and repetitive that I found it infuriating.

 

When Henry wasn't busy beating us over the head with how atrocious her made up world was, she was slowly moving a very basic plot along in which Alice and her asylum escapee partner and axe murderer, Hatch (also, her love interest), were attempting to destroy the Jabberwocky who was to devour everyone in the Old City (errr...the mob-world Wonderland).

 

Personally, there wasn't a thing in this city worth saving and Jabberwocky should have just been left to his own devices, but I guess that wasn't the point of this particular journey, though I'm not sure what the point actually was because any attempt at actual story telling was removed in favor of yet describing another horrific rape. In other words, it was a lot of flash and titillating horror to distract you from the fact that there was little in the way of plot and then what was presented was full of gaping holes.

 

But the final nail in the coffin was when they arrive at their end destination, the climax of their journey. Along the way they were given little to no information to sleuth their way there, instead they trip along from one villain to the next all the while asking 'what are we going to do?".  In the end they happened upon their goal in...one, two, three, four, five. FIVE WORDS:

 

"Then, suddenly, they were there."

 

REALLY? Neither of these two incredibly cardboard yahoos had any clue of anything  almost the entire book (oh, amnesia, what a crutch) and we get them to the place of redemption in FIVE WORDS?

 

So by this time I could hardly care that all other major back story was dismissed by.... eleven words.

 

 "'Why’ is a girl’s question, and we are no longer girls,"

 

I was nearly the ONLY reader that wanted to know why however, all of my other book friends that have read this book have enjoyed it. I'm okay with being in the small minority on this one though, it should make for an interesting book club.

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Have a safe and spooky time of it today!

Look what I got!

All the stars were aligned for me this month and I won in the Halloween Bingo drawing last week! I received a very awesome package on Sunday, but have been under the weather (to say the least) and have not had the wherewithal to sit at a computer this week. So, I'm late in posting this:

 

Obsidian Black Death 

 

and

 

Moonlight Murder

 

T H A N K  Y O U !

 

I received a set of 5 spooky, spectacular Halloween socks. Very cute. I attempted to put them on display here with my other recent acquisition, our new cat, Ollivander Nox.

 

 

 

Here Ollie is questioning his decision to live with me, but he is displaying my favorite pair with great patience, so I kept this photo.

 

I took a lot of pictures. I think it was the pain medication that clouded my judgment and made me a bit...wacky. Evidence of the final straw is this ludicrous photo in which I tried to invent a scene.

 

 

In this photo you can clearly see Ollie questioning my husband's intelligence as well. He did marry me.

 

After coming to my senses this morning and finally being able to sit down and make a post, I decided to just take a picture of the damn socks. ;)

 

 

 

Many thanks to all the Halloween Book Bingo'ers who have made this ride so much fun!  I adore my new socks, Blue and Moonlight, and appreciate you guys for putting such a fun event together!

 

Thank You, Murder by Death

 

Most everyone must know Murder by Death by now. If you don't, you should. She's an excellent book friend and the resident Booklikes cheerleader, librarian and problem sleuth. Recently, she had a three-year blogging anniversary in which she had a book gifting giveaway.

 

I won. Apparently this is my time in the sun.

 

Being the cool human that she is, I tend to follow her around to see what she's up too and several months ago she inadvertently introduced me to Bookoutlet.com. This site has awesome remainder sale prices, plus some scratch and dent stuff. So with the given book budget, I sought my deal. A deal was found and my gift arrived. It's already found a home:

 

 

 

 

Thank you, MbD for my beautiful hardcovers The Aeronaut's Windlass and Vision in Silver! They arrived in great condition and I will think of you when I see them on my shelf...forever...(that's not too creepy, right?).

 

:)

!!! spoiler alert !!! Review
3.5 Stars
Stiff Competition by Annelise Ryan
Stiff Competition - Annelise Ryan

Finally! The cozy conclusion that I've been waiting for in this series. Not that this is the end, but Stiff Competition finally delivered some much needed balm to the anxiety riddled characters (and readers).

 

Amazingly, Mattie Winston's new mom status seems to have just the right effect on her. While her self-confidence issues are still hoovering, her newborn son takes center stage in her worries (as he should) and the effect is that he really mellows out her poor decision making that drives me up the wall. For the most part. She still does have her signature Mattie gaff moment, but it isn't as painful as say, gambling away $10k. I wasn't sure that she was going to pull out of her funk of the last several books until halfway through when Hurley leaves the scene for awhile. Ironically, I think not having to include him in every scene allowed author Ryan to sort out their written relationship. It's like every time the dialogue had to be written, Ryan was taking some kind of sick satisfaction in ensuring that their words would make Hurley and Mattie's relationship circle the drain a little faster. I don't get it, personally, but the relief was real when the situation at hand sorted itself out.

 

Surprisingly, I enjoyed the personal drama more than the mystery in this one. The whodunit was lack-luster. I'm not good at picking the killer but I had this one pegged early on.

 

Overall, I can breathe easier continuing this series now that we've leaped a major hurdle. Hopefully we can get back to the adorable antics of Mattie's life instead of the haywire, insane, desperate choices that we've seen in recent history. The addition of Matthew marks an introduction of a new 'friendly' character into the series and will hopefully breathe life back into the funny that's been missing.

 

The cover explains it all for this square:

 

 

 

 

 

Review
3.5 Stars
Sorcerer to the Crown by Zen Cho
Sorcerer to the Crown (A Sorcerer Royal Novel) - Zen Cho

I almost quit this book. The opening is rife with stuffy old men of a magical society that speak in such a way that I was completely lost half the time. Zacharias, the Sorcerer Royal (kind of a big deal) and leader to these craggy fussbutt magicians, was not my normal hero. He's mild mannered, gentle, and for the first several chapters, a doormat. Muddy language and a milksop character? I didn't know if I had it in me.

 

Thank goodness I made it to chapter 4.

 

Once Prunella enters the fray and is introduced in Chapter 4, everything changes for the better. The story forms a plot (why has magic been so stagnant and draining from England?), the characters show some chutzpah, and Zacharias' quietly clever nature is better balanced.

 

In short, after Chapter 4, it switches from being a snoozefest to a quirky and charming fantasy romp. If I were completely honest, any of the chapters sans Prunella were a  struggle but I forgive a great many faults in a book with a strong ending. That's definitely the case here. Wow. I closed the book with a lovely sigh. 

 

 

Murder by Death reviewed this book, which is how I picked it up and she actually picked it because of Kaethe. It's making the rounds. Thanks, ladies!

 

The Bingo Card - Update #3/Second Bingo

My second bingo!

 

"Sometimes, dead is better"

 

 

 

Second Bingo:

  The Mist by Stephen King

 

 

   The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

 

 

  The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

 

 

  'Salem's Lot by Stephen King

 

 

  Halloween by Curtis Richards

 

 

 

 

First Bingo:

 

 

    Halloween by Curtis Richards

 

 

    Jogger's Moon by Jon Messman

 

 

    The Rats by James Herbert

 

 

    Ammie, Come Home by Barbara Michaels

 

 

    Black Cat by John Russo

 

 

 

Completed Miscellaneous Squares:

 

 

     The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

 

 

   The Hidden Staircase by Carolyn Keene

 

 

  I am Legend by Richard Matheson

 

The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

 

 

In summary, the effing bird would not shut up.

 

 

 

 

(I did, actually, read all of Poe's poem's for this square. My all-time favorite of his poems is "The Bells",  which hauntingly feels like a fall into madness by the end. Some were first time reads for me, like "Helen" and "Lenore". Those two felt pretty similar. They start so nicely - like a pretty little love poem - only to take that slowly degrading turn toward creepville.)

Review
4 Stars
The Mist by Stephen King
The Mist - Stephen King

I know what you are all thinking.

 

"Another Stephen King, really?".

 

Here's the deal. I needed to read something by candlelight or flashlight, so for me? It had to be short. Or shortish. All my other shortish stuff is fulfilling other squares. Out came "Skeleton Crew", the anthology that the novella "The Mist" was originally published in. I was pretty certain it would be an evening read.

 

I began to have second thoughts however when anxieties started to ramp up in the first chapter. I started to think, "Self? You're going to have nightmares if you keep reading this by bedside candlelight right before nighty-night time".

 

Consequently, I read it in the daylight today - BUT- a candle was RIGHT THERE comforting me with it's vanilla scent. I'm counting it.

 

In case you're unfamiliar, a doorway to multiple other dimensions is opened up by some jacklegs and a dense fog pours out of the fissure along with a bunch of horrific beasties who want to eat you.

 

I saw the movie version of this several years ago so a lot of the scenes popped out in technicolor to me at points during the read. I have to say, I like King's ending one bjillion times better than that movie ending which put me into a small rage.

 

I actually liked this a lot  - I think I have a thing for survival type stories. Additionally, King's deft hand at drawing his characters (both hero and villain) in a short story format was amazing. I did not feel cheated by the page count one iota.

 

On to the next!

 

 

Review
4 Stars
ATTENTION... AHEM... INTRODUCING... An Online Book Report by My 8 yr old. (Sort of interview style)
Perseus and Medusa (Graphic Revolve) - Blake Hoena, Daniel Perez

*In case this isn't clear, I'm "M" for mom, ya'll*

 

M: What should we call you on the internet? Use your name?

 

N: I dunno. Use 'No-name'

 

    I want to type. Can I type?

 

M: This would go faster if you let me type a little bit. Okay...lemme just type our conversation in here for flair and interest...

 

N: C'mon, Mom.

 

*he walks away*

 

*I drag him back*

 

M: Read the first question off the book report form...

 

N: I don't want to do this book.

 

M: What? We just read the whole book specifically for this report!

 

N: I know, but...it's not school appropriate because he has a sword.

 

*I simultaneously realize that this might actually be a problem and am enraged that this might be a problem.*

 

M: I'll email your teacher.

 

 

 

Name two characters and tell us what you know about them:

N: Perseus. He wanted to defeat Medusa. He got a sword and shield from Athena. Oh, and also, a pouch and a helmet.


Can I type now?

 

M: Fine. Yes.

 

Medusa she is very ugly and mean.  She turns people into stone.

 

Write a short summary of the story using words such as first, next, then, after that and last.

 

N:  First King Acrisius sent Perseus out to sea to a island and a fisher man named Dictys caught them with a fishing net. Then years later when Perseus was a man,King Polydectes wanted to marry Perseus mom and wanted him to get Medusa and bring her back to the king.  So he went and met Nymphs of the North and Athena and Hermes and they gave him gear to defend himself. Then Perseus went on a journey and defeated Medusa. Perseus brings her back to King Polydectes and her eyes turned them to stone. After that, Dictys became King.

 

*Mom has resumed typing. That took for.e.ver.*

 

What do you think was the most important event in this story?

 

N: That Perseus survived. Let me type the last question.

 

Tell why you think that it was important?

 

N: b/c it wold not be a good book if Perseus died.

 

*Well, I can't really argue that.*

 

 

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I actually thought this was pretty good. Despite what you can see on the cover, this IS a version appropriate for an 8 year old. There is minimal violence displayed and maybe just a couple of drops of blood. Nothing is really 'shown'. It highlights all of Perseus' adventures from beginning to end AND it was the perfect set up book for his next book report - a non-fic on the constellations.

 

If if you made it this far, lol, we did this to try to get him excited about his first book report - something he has dreaded doing. Thanks for reading :)

 

 

!!! spoiler alert !!! Review
4 Stars
"I am Legend" by Richard Matheson
I Am Legend - Richard Matheson

On the back of my copy, James Lovegrove is quoted saying that I am Legend is "...ultimately uplifting". I'm not sure I'd go that far.

 

I thought most of this book was a very fitting trudge. It would be sort of unbelievable if the story about the sole survivor of a vampire apocalypse was a light, airy tale, sure, but there in the beginning? When he's just a drunken, lusting, lonely fool?  Even during the edge-of-your-seat stuff about Robert Neville barely making it home before the savior sun takes his last bow? I wasn't sure I was going to take it to it's final page.

 

I had a better understanding of Matheson's talent once his horror story morphed into a sci-fi thriller and then,  just as quickly, turned back again. Suddenly, and surprisingly compared to the start, I was riveted, not only wondering what was going to happen next but also questioning my firm belief that Robert Neville had gone quite mad.

 

Good stuff if you can hang on.

 

Review
5 Stars
'Salem's Lot - Stephen King

“The town kept its secrets, and the Marsten House brooded over it like a ruined king.”

 

The Marsten house called to me, invited me in and would not let me leave. In a record for me and the King, I read this in a couple of days. I loved every single page. A quirky little prodding of my subconscious (and probably a little nudge from my husband) had me picking up this book up after "The Haunting of Hill House" - a delicious decision given Jackson's inspiration to King. 

 

One of my biggest difficulties with the other Stephen King books I've read is that he details a scene or action so finely that ten minutes of narrative turns into a hundred pages. I think there were the beginning hallmarks of this style in 'Salem's Lot (just open the door, Ben! I don't want to know about the one other time you were this scared right now.), those moments were sparse. He kept to the action, the story clipped along at a nice pace.

 

I don't really want to detail anything about the book here because if anything is worth a blind read, it's this book. I don't even know if that is possible in this day with it's popularity and age. But I will say that this, this is the third (fourth?) King book I've read in which the heroes stand hand in hand against evil in the end. He has consistently shown me that he believes in a battle with the monsters, love may not get you through each fight unscathed, but that it will win the war. I don't think there is much more that I want in a book than that.

 

(Just in case that sounds too sweet and endearing... remember, this is a book of horror that absolutely plays on every fear you've ever had:

 

Being alone...

 

“Alone. Yes, that’s the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn’t hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym…”

 

The unknown...

 

“The basis of all human fears, he thought. A closed door, slightly ajar.”
 
The friggin' middle of the night...
 
“At three in the morning the blood runs slow and thick, and slumber is heavy. The soul either sleeps in blessed ignorance of such an hour or gazes about itself in utter despair. There is no middle ground.”
 
The list goes on. Proceed with caution, he's a master of his craft.)