*cries Mommy*

 

*Huddles under my desk*

 

*tries to remember happy things like puppies, no, NO, NOT PUPPIES - NOT PUPPY SIZED SPIDERS, tries to remember rainbows and chocolate chip cookies and that one time when I won $50 bucks off a scratcher ticket...*

 

 

"Pitor Naskrecki was taking a nighttime walk in a rainforest in Guyana..."

 

A nighttime walk in the rainforest? Sounds like a peaceful way to....find your death.