Working Stiff - Annelise Ryan

I am already relating: 

 

"My body is a model of energy efficiency, burning calories the way a miser on a pension burns candles."

 

I was born in the wrong century. I have a metabolism that is really geared towards expected long periods of starvation.

 

Though my real problem might be my penchant for calling Fall, "pie season". It's a season in which I fully honor fully with lots of respect and Ready Whip.