"I mean, sure, plenty of new adult authors have tackled inexperienced heroes. Even virgins. But Juniper Armenseabass is the only one brave enough to write about a hero with a botched partial circumcision."
I guffawed. I was caught unaware in mid leftover-pot-roast chew and therefore started choking. In that really embarrassing way too where you can't clear your wind pipe and your choke becomes great heaving coughs and you turn a beet-shade of red and your co-workers come running to see if you're dying.
So let this be a warning to you. This is funny. Just when you think you're inured of the funny, something like 'botched partial circumcision' will sneak attack you.