Why is this douchnosel driving you to your mom's Juliet? Just drive yourself!
Huh, Juliet and Colt. I like those names. Good character names.
Hmmm, I could go for some waffles
Oh. No. No waffles. Kidding about the waffles.
Sucks that you bought a Subaru. I bet you wish you were driving a Miata about right now, dying would have been better methinks.
Aaahhhauauauaahahahhhh. Ugghaheaa. Blaaaaaa.
*puts down kindle shakes body vigorously to rid myself of images*
*cries, cringes, carries on*
I'm certain I can army crawl faster than that. Certain.
Why did I read this at 11:52pm? What is wrong with me?
Welp. I was creeped. Mission accomplished. Good read!