Crawl - Edward Lorn

 Why is this douchnosel driving you to your mom's Juliet? Just drive yourself!

 

 Huh, Juliet and Colt. I like those names. Good character names.

 

 Hmmm, I could go for some waffles

 

Oh. No. No waffles. Kidding about the waffles.

 

Sucks that you bought a Subaru. I bet you wish you were driving a Miata about right now, dying would have been better methinks.

 

Aaahhhauauauaahahahhhh. Ugghaheaa. Blaaaaaa.

 

*puts down kindle shakes body vigorously to rid myself of images* 

 

 Flappers?!

 

*cries, cringes, carries on*

 

I'm certain I can army crawl faster than that. Certain.

 

Why did I read this at 11:52pm? What is wrong with me?  

 

 

Welp. I was creeped. Mission accomplished. Good read!